America is definitely on the right track now. I hope this program reaches out to each and every school in the entire country. Thinking about my little boy coming home to say, "Yo, sup pops! Yo, dem schoolio's lunch, they be messin' they food, homie!" send tingles of excitement down my spine. And of course, I'm going to greet him with a, "You be wylin'! Did you whoop dem tricks?!"

Darn you goyabean, I was just about to quote Airplane.

And since when was ebonics considered a language? It's just a bastardization of the english language.