Attention: I need your help.

[-N-]

[17:27:20] Neel> I do need an excuse for getting out of work tomorrow, though.
[17:27:24] Neel> So I can go get drunk in Santa Cruz.
[17:27:32] Neel> And ride the roller coasters and vomit.
[17:27:40] Neel> For 65 cents.

Think tank, go.

[Rye]

Say that your great aunt has a kidney stone or something gross, they won't want to ask.

[Lindy]

You played Red Faction 2, caught leprosy and now you're lacking your arms.

Haw haw [/reference]

[nik0tine]

Holy [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]! My sister just got raped by dad!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

did you ever get you appendex, tonsiles, or wisedom teeth removed? If not pick one of them and take more then one day for it, cuz usually (or so I heard, cuz I never had any of those) it takes a bit to heal.

[Hawkeye]

Imitate a headache to your boss over the phone

[Shlup]

You were mowing the lawn and your leg fell off and now you have to go to the hospital to get a new one.

[Del Murder]

Your dog ate your brother's homework so you have to take him to the vet.

[Rye]

Your Mom beat you up because she's like the Shinra, so you're taking her to court.

[Psychotic]

You were injected with a vial containing SARS.

[Yamaneko]

You're a hard worker and you deserve a day off.

[Rase]

July 19th happens to be [insert fake holiday here] from you homeland, [insert country here].

Example:
"Sorry boss, but July 19th happen to be Go Streaking Through Omaha Day back in my home country, Sweden. See ya on the 20th."

Works 60% of the time, every time.

[-N-]

I was thinking of making up some Indian related or family related thing, actually.

(at work now... :\)

[DK]

It's Diwali. :}

[Rase]

Indian related, like, how?