Attention: I need your help.

**Meat Puppet** · 07-19-2005, 05:00 AM

Step 1: Get: Lots of ketchup, a fake gun, some old clothes, a massive credit card bill and a really bad quality camera (hence the ketchup - fake blood here would be silly). alternatively, you can choose a black and white camera and use chocolate sauce instead of ketchup. This is your choice. Personally I favour the black and white with chocolate sauce because it gives it that extra feeling you've actually died, and you possibly died sometime ago. (before the invention of color)
Step 2: Then: Fake your own suicide! Your work buddies/classmates would never be more delighted and surprised to see you back in one piece in about a week or two.

**-N-** · 07-19-2005, 05:02 AM

I KNEW IT MEAT PUPPET IS LINUS'S SECOND ACCOUNT BAN HIM NOW

**fire_of_avalon** · 07-19-2005, 05:15 AM

Just call in and say something entirely unrelated to a normal work day has sprung up in your personal life and you need to attend to it immediately.

EDIT: Do I get that $.65 or is that how much it'll cost you to get drunk and have roller coasters. If so, you my friend are an easy date.

DK · 07-19-2005, 05:24 AM

I thought that was the way you liked your dates? ;o

**-N-** · 07-19-2005, 05:41 AM

Man, Kyono's on a roll today. xDDDDD

It's 65 cents per roller coaster ride, 65 cents per beer, and so on. At that rate, it should take $7.80 to get me drunk and $0.65 to get me to vomit.

DK · 07-19-2005, 02:05 PM

So, did you manage to get out of work? :}

**Destai** · 07-19-2005, 02:10 PM

Just get a doctor to sign a note or something like that. Thats what everyone does in the bank my mom works at.

**Old Manus** · 07-19-2005, 02:17 PM

Shoot him.

**The Anarchy Angel** · 07-19-2005, 06:09 PM

get someone to seriously maim you, with a baseball bat with nails poking through it, that should do the trick

**Princess_Yuna** · 07-19-2005, 06:14 PM

Say you are sick...

**Zeldy** · 07-19-2005, 06:17 PM

Fake being Ill.
Say -insert Family/friend name here- is in Hospital

***Del Murder*** · 07-20-2005, 01:58 AM

Put some mayonnaise in your hair.

**fire_of_avalon** · 07-20-2005, 02:01 AM

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Put some mayonnaise in your hair.

Del, honey; this isn't how to get bubble gum out of your hair. This is how to cheat your way out of work.

**Miriel** · 07-20-2005, 02:03 AM

No, mayonnaise really works.

**Yamaneko** · 07-20-2005, 02:05 AM

Besides, you're supposed to use lemon juice.

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