[17:27:20] Neel> I do need an excuse for getting out of work tomorrow, though.
[17:27:24] Neel> So I can go get drunk in Santa Cruz.
[17:27:32] Neel> And ride the roller coasters and vomit.
[17:27:40] Neel> For 65 cents.
Think tank, go.
[17:27:20] Neel> I do need an excuse for getting out of work tomorrow, though.
[17:27:24] Neel> So I can go get drunk in Santa Cruz.
[17:27:32] Neel> And ride the roller coasters and vomit.
[17:27:40] Neel> For 65 cents.
Think tank, go.
Say that your great aunt has a kidney stone or something gross, they won't want to ask.
You played Red Faction 2, caught leprosy and now you're lacking your arms.
Haw haw [/reference]
Holy [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]! My sister just got raped by dad!
did you ever get you appendex, tonsiles, or wisedom teeth removed? If not pick one of them and take more then one day for it, cuz usually (or so I heard, cuz I never had any of those) it takes a bit to heal.
Imitate a headache to your boss over the phone
Your dog ate your brother's homework so you have to take him to the vet.
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Your Mom beat you up because she's like the Shinra, so you're taking her to court.
You were injected with a vial containing SARS.
You're a hard worker and you deserve a day off.
July 19th happens to be [insert fake holiday here] from you homeland, [insert country here].
Example:
"Sorry boss, but July 19th happen to be Go Streaking Through Omaha Day back in my home country, Sweden. See ya on the 20th."
Works 60% of the time, every time.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
I was thinking of making up some Indian related or family related thing, actually.
(at work now... :\)
It's Diwali. :}
Indian related, like, how?
Boy am I an unfunny ass.