Actually, Say it's Guru Nanak's birthday.
Actually, Say it's Guru Nanak's birthday.
You know, you could just take a sick day off.
You have to go to the temple for your second cousin's third wedding, she is such a wonderful girl - a good little Indian girlie, to be sure - ...she'll be so upset if you don't come to the wedding and dance and stuff your face and give her presents.
Tell your boss that it's that time of month, and you're having killer cramps. Works for me.
crazy horse fell down the totem while cleaning it. need to take him to the shaman.
Wrong kind of indian there.
phone in and say "i won't be in work today because I can't be arsed, sack me & I'll kill your family" or you can say "I'm not well, I think it's flu". You need to weigh up which answer best suits your needs.
xDDDDDDDDDDOriginally Posted by radyk05
Certified. This'll work.
What in the hell?! Just shoot him with your rockets foo!
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEENNNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEENNNDER!
Hmm... Now where have I seen that picture before??
You know, I was just wondering the exact same thing! What a coincidence! :o!
Say it's a religious holiday. Call it.. *looks around* Maximum Occupancy Day.
EDIT: I knew there was something fishy with how I spelt that word.
Last edited by Doomie; 07-20-2005 at 02:39 PM.
a lady friend of mine claimed she had chronic diorea (sp?) and it worked a charm
:mario::luigi:
Hmm... Now where have I seen that picture before??Hooray for shameless plugs right? ^_^
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEENNNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEENNNDER!
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