This is an outrage.

[-N-]

Several times too many have noble fellows in #eoff fallen victim to the terrible P-twins, the tyrannical twins Peer and Ping! I present to you evidence of their carnage and terror against the following:

[q=Against Indians!][16:50:37] * Resha has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[16:56:00] * Kyono has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[18:13:03] * Resha has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[18:26:23] * Kyono has quit IRC (Ping timeout)[/q][q=Against Pacifists!][17:20:44] * Ziddy has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[22:30:19] * Ziddy has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[18:36:30] * Ultimecia|ill has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[18:38:28] * Piette has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[21:25:28] * Wonky has quit IRC (Ping timeout)[/q][q=Against Banned Members!][17:21:35] * SnowCat has quit IRC (Ping timeout)[/q][q=Against Azar!][19:10:44] * Azar has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[21:15:41] * Azar has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[21:40:27] * Azar has quit IRC (Ping timeout)[/q][q=Against shuten!][16:52:44] * shuten has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[23:42:03] * shuten has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)[/q][q=Against Women!][23:50:12] * Reles has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[21:53:20] * Jen has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[22:07:42] * Rub[a]h-ffviii has quit IRC (Ping timeout)[/q]

The evidence is overwhelming! These people must be stopped! Call your local Internet representative today and urge him or her to advise immediate action against these disturbances to the peace!

[WildRaubtier]

Only dn isn't a server op, dufus.

[XxSephirothxX]

I blame all these ourtageous acts of hostility on Neel. He's obviously causing them in some secret fashion and is trying to cover it up. NO MORE, TYRANT!

[-N-]

Oh sit, that's right, shuten isn't an IRC op.

[Old Manus]

THE GODS NEED SACRIFICE

[WildRaubtier]

It's still nothing compared to what I've managed.

<Cbc> !ping
* Mint has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Roobaito has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Skwoo has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* death has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Weissritter has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* stefan has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Farah has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* o_O has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Caamora has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Marvin has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* xofrevlis has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Philushku has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

[-N-]

IT'S BEEN YOU ALL THESE TIMES DAMN YOU SEEBY

[WildRaubtier]

What, ho! I am merely the messenger!

[Meat Puppet]

Cbc taught me how to get back onto #eoff, but I forgot his wisdomless teachings and only managed to put the skill into play once.

Burn portable toilets!

[DK]

"against Indians" xD dude. It's all YOUR fault, Neel. >:{

[Dignified Pauper]

Where is their long lost brother, Pong?

[Primus Inter Pares]

PING MONSTER!

[fire_of_avalon]

If any of you can convince me that this was a worthwhile thread, not only will I open it back up, I'll give you five dollars. You can find me in chat. ^_~

EDIT: SnowCat> Fine, its actually a rather entertaining topic that highlights the ill effects of ideling in chat

So talk.

[Rye]

What is ping anyway? I never understood it.

[WildRaubtier]

Ping is the server asking the IRC client if it's still conected. If the client doesn't respond within a certain amount of time, the server closes the connection. Hence, "Ping Timeout".

Or something.