picking on the Chocobos like that....

1. Fried.. that comic got me hungry.
2. No too smart to drown from rain. Unlesss it was like a deluge.
3. I'd imagine a choco-rodeo would be fun. I bet they do.
4. Maybe they have adaptable voice boxes like parrots, but not as advanced so they can do different sounds. Kweh can be a peaceful sound, Wark is an angered surprised sound and Kwoo-he-hoo (FF7 sund, not text) is happiness. The Kwoo-he-hoo also shows the variation of their voicebox.
5. Chocobos most certainly stampede, or else the Rodeos would suck when the have their annual "Run of the Birds" in the narrow streets of Zarghidas.
6. Accessorize! Chocobo Feathers are great accessories to clothes. not to make clothes though, when have you ever work feather shirts? Exactly. And Bjork is just silly. Magical properties...I suppose they might..
7. I would think Cocoa-Bos would be a cereal before Chocob-o's. Chocolate bird shapes with green grass marshmallows. You'll go Kweh-zy for Cocoa-Bos!
8. Yeah, i bet. But the real funny commercial is the one where the chocobo kicks the blitzball into the Barn's loft... genius. Those executives make their money on Blitz-bowl commercials.
9. That question made me laugh. I bet you if NASA were on Ivalice, they'd freak out a bit. But think how much the astrologers in FF7's world must feel. Meteor here, meteor there... OMG SEPHIROTH!! NOOO!!
10. I don't think any chocobos migrate, but if any did it's be the Black ones.
11. I think they taste like Asparagus.. because I can dream...
12. Beacuse the system is silly. I think that should be an option too.

My Choco-question.

13: FFT proved that Chocobos lay eggs. Would you prefer to eat a chocobo egg or a chicken egg? And would buying 1 chocobo egg equal buying a dozen chicken eggs? How would you want your chocobo eggs cooked?