Quote Originally Posted by omnitarian
The Emperor. He's all, "hay guyz i'm gonna take over the world" and everyone else is all, "pfft" and then the emperor is like, "wtf now i'm satan".

Pretty lame.
I can only Assume u mean Ghestal From 6. However that would be a good idea for actual text in future final fantasy Games.

Back to the subject, i said yu yevon. Here is my theory on why he is doing this.

"I summon Bahamut!" Yu Yevon
"WHat is it now?" asked bahamut
"I am out of soda, fetch me some!"
"Pussy"
"What?"
"Can't do anything yourself, i bet you would be a week aeon anyway,"
"Oh yeah, ill show u"
"Your human, you can only be fayth, you can't be an Aeon,"
"Tell you what, If i can become an Aeon, You owe me a five hundred gil, if i can't, ill give you full mocking rights,"
"Deal."