Green back hair. Ugh.

Fortunately, I'm flexible enough to reach about any itch. I just hate it when I have something I can't get underneath--like when I was in Iraq and something would get under my body armor. You can't scratch through that stuff...so if you were outside the wire, you'd have to just ignore it, but if you were in a vehicle or on base you'd look like an idiot with your hand inside your body armor.