My back itches

[Meat Puppet]

Don't you hate it when you have an itch you just can't cure? Sometimes it's physical, sometimes it's mental, sometimes the saying could probably be used as a metaphor for a problem in your life you can't get rid of, and possibly even need the assistance of someone else (just as long as you keep quiet about his wife and help him bury her). The point is, everybody has them. Except for those who don't.
I don't usually have my crocodile foot back scratcher on hand when I get a back itch, so I can commonly be seen rubbing my back against the town central tree (now the town central whore) like a grumpy old gorilla would.

Discuss all things back itches, and be free.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I have a grumpy old gorilla scratch my back when it itches. True story.

[Meat Puppet]

That's me!

[Reles]

I hate how you have this monstrous itch so you scratch it, then you get another itch someplace else, and then another, and it neeever stops.

[boris no no]

i love to itch. its so satisfying

[Chris]

I love to scratch, it's so nice and good feeling-when-it's-itching-in-some-place-you-can't-reach.

[Rye]

I hate when my back itches, as I can never reach my back. xD

[Silmaril]

I have a shoulder itch right now. How fortunate that i can reach it.

[Levian]

lol, this thread is so silly! ^_^ oh, anyways, I guess my back itches too every now and then since I dye my hair blue, and green and pink every now and then, so my back gets full of chemicals, but I kinda like it like that so it doesn't matter. :grinpink:

[Rye]

lol, this thread is so silly! ^_^ oh, anyways, I guess my back itches too every now and then since I dye my hair blue, and green and pink every now and then, so my back gets full of chemicals, but I kinda like it like that so it doesn't matter. :grinpink:

Blue hair! Blue hair!

[Sasquatch]

Green back hair. Ugh.

Fortunately, I'm flexible enough to reach about any itch. I just hate it when I have something I can't get underneath--like when I was in Iraq and something would get under my body armor. You can't scratch through that stuff...so if you were outside the wire, you'd have to just ignore it, but if you were in a vehicle or on base you'd look like an idiot with your hand inside your body armor.

[Rusty]

My nose always itches when I'm washing the dishes.

[Yamaneko]

If your mind ever itches just crack open your skull and have a pick at your brain.

[Destai]

I itched my back on a tree once...BUT THEN MILLIONS OF CARNIVEROUS AuNTS CAME RUNNING FROM THE TRUNK AND DEVOURED MY SKIN AND FLESH.

[Itsunari 2000]

Incidentally,I have sprained my wrist.

Woe me.* sobs uncontrollably*