If you were a cids knight.

[Chris]

Boris you could be banned for that picture... quick, remove it!!!!

[Old Manus]

wtf lolz thred closd111

[Rye]

404'd~
Bad thread error!

[Peegee]

I'd stealth edit everybody's posts so it said nothing but durrrr ggugggggh and boooooooxx

then I'll close the thread.

[Crop]

Id say:

the last person to post in this thread rules. Then id lock it.

[eestlinc]

*takes notes*

[Denmark]

This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
Of everything we dread, the end
Of spamming in this thread, the end
It would not be unwise, the end
I will never let this thread rise again
Can you picture what it would be,
So pointless in GC
Desperately in need of a CK's hand
In EoFF land

(adapted from The Doors' wonderful opus, "The End")

[MoonZapdos]

If I was closing this thread I would say: "If this thread had any sense..." and close it.

[Jack]

What button was it?

*Presses Delete*

That was the one!

[Psychotic]

I'd say something random and obscure like "Thar she blows!" and "Looks like this is another job for Jim, I wonder where he is right now?" and then everyone would think it was some in-joke...but it's not!

[Samuraid]

I'm pretty sure embedding sound has been disabled here, although you'd probably know better than I.

I haven't checked.

[RSL]

Id say:

the last person to post in this thread rules. Then id lock it.

If I did that then some joker would end up slipping in a post between my post and me closing it.

Recently I've started closing a thread before posting my comment.

[nik0tine]

If I were a CK I'd archive the wanker thread... OH WAIT!

[Yamaneko]

Yeah, you're right, we only archive quality threads.

[Dixie]

BALLETED!

Yes...Yes...

Or I'd just say something else. Who knows...