If you had a Harry Potter book....

**boris no no** · 07-21-2005, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by TisWas

Originally Posted by SilentBlade

Originally Posted by TisWas

I'd hit Harry Potter & say, "HAH, take that you good for nothing.. Make sure you make a better book out of yourself next time.", & then I'd go & hit J.K.Rowling.

I mean there's nothing wrong with Harry Potter books.. They're just boring in my opinion. I find Terry Pratchett much more interesting.

Terry Pratchett's books are THE BEST!

^_^
*Loves the Discworld books*

I'd probably hit a big person just for the fun of it & say, "Read this!".

i quite agree! *owns all the books.....ever*

**Old Manus** · 07-21-2005, 01:21 PM

I am his father

**Meat Puppet** · 07-21-2005, 01:52 PM

I don't like the stories personally, but he is a pretty good writer for a little kid.

**Destai** · 07-21-2005, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

I don't like the stories personally, but he is a pretty good writer for a little kid.

LOL

**The Anarchy Angel** · 07-21-2005, 05:51 PM

If i did have a Harry Potter book, i'd hit myself with it, wondering why i had a harry potter book in my hand. And all this hype is just not worth it in my opinion, sure its a nice fairy tale set, but there are better ones...Phillip Pullman has the best books ^^

**Jess** · 07-21-2005, 05:58 PM

I've never read the books, its not because I don't like them - I wouldn't know. I just never really got into the big craze about them.

Maybe one day I'll read them. Don't really know.

If I had a Harry Potter Book, I'd probably read it I guess.
If I had it for hitting somebody, I'd hit all those god damn terrorists.

**ZuZu** · 07-21-2005, 07:01 PM

I love those books and I can't wait that I get my fingers to the newest book.
My friend (female) looks just like Harry Potter with short hair and round glasses. Ah, how she want to hit me everytime I say this to her :rolleyes2

**rubah** · 07-21-2005, 08:50 PM

I would hit rapists and murderers with them.

Then go back to rereading them.

**Itsunari 2000** · 07-21-2005, 10:12 PM

I'd take it to the Vatican City and use it to bash the Pope Benedict's brains to mush.Tch,glorifying witchcraft indeed !

**BabyVixen** · 07-22-2005, 01:06 AM

I'd hit this ugly little freak with gigantic blubber lips who I like to call Rubberlips/Trout Pout or simply Ugly. And I find this whole fascination with Harry Potter annoying. The books are okay but it's just how people get so excited over the dam movies! We all know what's going to happen from reading the books! It's not like the children can actually act! What's the whole point in the movie fascination?!

**The Summoner of Leviathan** · 07-22-2005, 01:26 AM

Hp is a good read, not the most intriging novel, eyt the series has a certain thing that makes them want to read it. I have read better books. The Otherland series is awesome ^_^...

**StarlightAngel** · 07-22-2005, 01:27 AM

<s>I'd hit Behold the Void with it</s>

I'm not a really really really big obsessed fan who's like, "ZOMG HARRY POTTER BOOK LIGHT MUST BUY!!!111111ONE" I just like to read the books

**Resha** · 07-22-2005, 01:57 AM

They're nice books! ^_^ I'd hit as many people on the head with it as possible. WHY NOT?

**Yuffie514** · 07-22-2005, 02:47 AM

Harry Potter himself. ye cannot dodge a ninja's perfect aim.

**disapointedchild** · 07-22-2005, 04:02 AM

Use the first pages to roll a joint.

Then use the joint to get through the book.

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