Aeris.

[Dignified Pauper]

You've got it all wrong, the story behind Aeris is completely ludacris, all-though, the cheese way to revive her is all true.


Everyone knows Aeris really didn't exist in the game, but she was actually Adlai Stevenson the entire time. He was mimicking ancient looks and rituals, and when Sephiroth found out who was masquerading around as Aeris, he killed Adlai because Adlai insulted the true Ancient blood-line. However, the White Materia that Adlai had from the ancient who adopted him fused Adlai's bones into something new and completely different upon his death, thus personifying a new creation known as the REAL AERIS. Now, considering that on their death, Holy crafted Adlai into his mimicked persona, wiping his memory and destroying any remnants left of Gogo, his alter-ego, when he sunk into the water, it actually sunk all the way down to a crevice that landed him in the life stream where he was tossed around. Finally, he ended up in the soil of Bone Village which is where the Cheese Shovel comes in, along with a Brown Chocobo, because both must dig at once to be able to get through the iron-soil layer about 50 feet into the ground.

About the Sephiroth getting, well everyone knows that once you get al 35 1/35 soldiers, you can goto the Gold Saucer's owner. He'll offer to buy them from you, but before you make a decision Red XIII will come in and say that Timmy, from the slums below, is trapped deep in the well! Go to the well, save Timmy, and low-and-behold, he knows of a completely new ruins that appears on the map when he is saved. Go there, and there will be 35 alters and a sword holder, for the masamune you can win at gold saucer. So, place the soldiers on the alters and sword in the hold, and leave. Now go kill the newly unlocked Beryl Weapon which will reside in the Snowlands. It has a whopping 450,000HP and 300,000MP and can cast the acclaimed Meteo and Ultima spells 3 times in one turn. You need to have you characters at level 99 and not have beaten Emerald or Ruby yet, because upon their deaths, Beryl will drawn strength from their ruined pieces. Anyways, once you beat Beryl, he'll drop "POWER SOURCE" take this back to the ruins, and put it on the little mechanical device in the back of the cavern and viola, your very own toy soldier.. What about Sephiroth? Who knows, I don't know how to get him.

[Mercen-X]

Please do not delude our impressionable younger members with false information: There is no Beryl Weapon. There is, however, *proceeds to give false information* the Obsidian Weapon.

However, the Obsidian Weapon isn't a real weapon created by the planet. It is the final form Vincent takes when you discover that he is, in fact, Sephiroth. You'll need plenty of summons and to use limit breaks often when you face him. Obsidian Weapon only has two attacks: Obsidian Masterlune Saber and Falling Sky Cannon. The former is an instant death attack that targets the whole party. You'll need an accessory that guards against death. The latter attack also targets the whole party and does 9999 damage to each character.
Once you've defeated Obsidian Weapon, Vince/Sephy will return and morph to his ultimate true form: Final Aeris. You see, Aeris was never Aeris. This flower girl was yet another embodiment of Jenova in disguise. Final Aeris is prettier than Aeris because he retains Sephiroth's looks. Final Aeris destroys Meteor and proceeds to fornicate with Cloud while Tifa looks on in jealousy and immeasurable horror.

[Fonzie]

I got your weapon right here **pulls out 44 magnum**

[-N-]

Usally i'm to life of the party....so i'm going to sing hot blooded...and i don't even know all the words. So i'll just keep repeating the verse," Hot blooded something something I got a car of 140 G's something omething hot bloo....". and so on.

THE WEARER OF THIS BELT WILL HAVE THE POWERS OF EIGHTIES SUPERGROUP FOREIGNER

[Ultima Shadow]

I think you get him/her (don't know the gender) from the hidden stripclub in the northern crater, right before facing Sefi-dude with long hair and big sword etc.

I may be wrong though...

[Fonzie]

Usally i'm to life of the party....so i'm going to sing hot blooded...and i don't even know all the words. So i'll just keep repeating the verse," Hot blooded something something I got a car of 140 G's something omething hot bloo....". and so on.

THE WEARER OF THIS BELT WILL HAVE THE POWERS OF EIGHTIES SUPERGROUP FOREIGNER

Haha lol that was an awesome epsiode.

[Mercen-X]

Well

Chorus:
I'm hot blooded, check it and see, I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance? I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded

You don't have to read my mind, to know what I have in mind
Honey you oughta know
Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what you're doin' after the show

Now it's up to you, we can make a secret rendezvous
Just me and you, I'll show you lovin' like you never knew

That's why - chorus

If it feels alright, maybe you can stay all night, shall I leave you my key?
But you've got to give me a sign, come on girl, some kind of sign
Tell me, are you hot mama, you sure look that way to me

Are you old enough, will you be ready when I call your bluff?
Is my timing right, did you save your love for me tonight?

Yeah I'm hot blooded, check it and see, feel the fever burning inside of me
Come on baby, do you do more than dance? I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded

(Solo)

Now it's up to you, can we make a secret rendezvous?
Before we do, you'll have to get away from you know who

Well - chorus

(Hot blooded) every night (hot blooded) you're looking so tight
(Hot blooded) now you're driving me wild
(Hot blooded) I'm so (hot blooded) hot for you, child
(Hot blooded) I'm a little bit high, (hot blooded) you're a little bit shy
(Hot blooded) You're making me sing
(Hot blooded) for your (hot blooded) sweet sweet thing



Courtesy of lyrics.astraweb.com

[Dignified Pauper]

Beryl does too exist, it's much more believeable than Obsidian!!!!

Besides, everyone knows the ultimate hidden boss of the game is actually the hit trio Amethyst, Topaz, and Onyx Weapons.

To unlock this super secret boss fight with this trio, simply beat the game, activate the new game + feature (only unlocked if you have mastered 1 of at least EVERY MATERIA IN THE GAME) and go to Midgar after the unleashing of the Weapons and a hidden cutscene will be viewed when they Attack Midgar and the party intervenes. You also have to make it to this point of the game within 10 hours. Good luck.

[Mercen-X]

Onyx? Amethyst? Topaz


Ah! The Magus Sister Weapons: Cindy, Sandy, and Mindy or as I prefer: Victoria, Diana, and Cheyenne.

Anyway, I meant to imply that Beryl Weapon's real name is Obsidian.

[liamo]

i wouldn't be surprised if some people actually tried to find of the stuff that was mentioned on this thread

[Dignified Pauper]

why should they. it's all 100% true..


oh thanks for confirming that Mercen-X. I've been confused about it ever since i played through it and got to Beryl/Obsidian.

[Shoden]

is this the birthplace of the cheese materia?

[TheAbominatrix]

Definitive proof that Beryl Weapon really exists.

[Shoden]

or get the silver chocobo and have 10 mastered cure materias which magically synth into the ressurect materia which you need 1000000 to master and once you equip a mastered one take your silver chocobo down to emeralds crater and use ressurect to get aeris.but another ways i breed 2 gold chocobos class S to get a silver then breed 2 silvers S rank to get a brown chocobo which can dig if you take it to the bone village and you dont have to pay.to get aeris you must dig very accurately and you will mainly be finding edam and cheddar and brea cheese that can be used later on to get the ultima materia cheese style and once you dig up aeris take her to the secret underwater city of ancient cheese
with your silver chocobo abd revive her for 100000 gil.in the city of ancient cheese you will find to 100000 year old first peice of edam cheese ever which is a key item and lets you synth the cheeses you found in bone village to get the ultima cheese materia which make cheese fall from the sky which works as a megalixir and does 9999 damage per cheese on enymys but when its mastered it kills all enimies and heals your characters.this instant kill attack works on ANYONE apart from the super secret boss "dark cheese master".to get to the dark cheese master you must go to north crater and use the ultima cheese materia in a battle with a dragon. the dragon will explode and make a hole in a wall at the start of the crater.go through that hole and you will see some frozen cheese.if you press O on it and have a mastered fire materia you will melt it and then the cheese turns into a cheese man wizard like guy.he has 10000000hp and at the start he uses cheese steal which steals the ultima cheese materia and halves all of the characters stats(which is why to have loads of hp + materia because if you have the equivilent of 19998ho your hp will stay at 9999)he had the cheese strike attack which does 9999 damage to a character and also he uses the ultima cheese attack regulrly which is why you should have the cheese armour.he also uses al sorts of attacks and hes knows every attack on the game that enimies know (even supernova.)to get the cheese armour (mentioned above.)you must go to the ancient city of cheese.the townsfolk speak of a legendary cheese synthesiser who lives in a tower of cheese.to find him breed two brown chocobos Srank to get an "invisi sight chocobo"whichs look like a yellow one but lets you see invisible things.it can also teleport to citys.teleport to the city of ancient cheese and you will see the cheese synthesisers tower.go up the floors one by one.every floor you get to you will fight a boss. the first floor you fight the first boss the second you fight the second boss e.c.t.on the last 2 floors you must fight emerald and ruby weapon.once you get to the top the cheese synth man will nuralize all of his traps(which means next time you climb the tower you wont have to fight the bosses.)he will synth all of the cheese equipment including the cheese weopon and the cheese armour.the dark cheese man is immune to the cheese weopon but the cheese armour is the best armour in the game.it absorbs the ultima cheese attacks and has the maxixmum amount of materia slots you can get.and 5x growth for materia and your characters.you must synth him 33 of each cheese.(cheddar edam and brea.)for one cheese armour and once you have three cheese armours you are ready to take on the dark cheese man.although you are immune to his most powerful attack he will be far from easy so good luck.(when you beat him you get all of the cheese equipments for all the character which are the best weopons in the game and you also get 8 of each materia mastered.including the ultima cheese materia.)
that was the longest thread ive posted ever!
p.s. i agree with gibbi.

thats not how you get cheese materia you have to use the toilet and flush down NEo Bahamut and Aeris's umbrella a cheese materia comes out and if you flush more the gothic ressurection materia comes up it turns you you satanist and you can revive the dead!

[0mNiS|aSh]

cuz everything you don't want ends up in bone village, like Cids Mop.

So you're saying if I dig there I might find Lucrecia? >.>

He said mop, not ho.

sorry, I couldn't resist it