If I ordered a mail-order bride, i would have her UPS'ed to my doorstep.
Then I would open my package (literally) to find that my former bride is now a hot pancake.![]()
~Keep it gooey~
I'd send my lovely wife on a first-class plane
I'd ship her/him via Fed-Ex in a very extravegant box
Just plane ol' USPS for me Joe.
I'd stuff her/him in a tube and have her dropped from a parachute.
I couldn't even find myself a mail order spouse without resorting to blackmail.
If I ordered a mail-order bride, i would have her UPS'ed to my doorstep.
Then I would open my package (literally) to find that my former bride is now a hot pancake.![]()
~Keep it gooey~
Wouldn't that be ok? Seeing as you are toast and all
Mellow is the man who knows what he's been missing
Thankies to Leene for the sig!![]()
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I'd fly her, but not First Class. Coach is fine for her.![]()
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
i couldn't get a mail order bride........
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*eats toast off the floor* its the butter rule
Trust No one
LOL!Originally Posted by boris no no
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Put colour in your life
Put Princess Yuna
Naturally, I treat all my women like they are queens
:mario::luigi:
A 90 yr old queen, or a 20 yr old?
~Keep it gooey~
I'd get her to trade places with Leonardo DiCaprio and then I'd buy myself a plane ticket to his house, and since I'd bought him, there'd be nothing he could do about it! Haha, what a brilliant way around that answer
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The Highwind works well enough.
Go over to Aiyon, they've got a couple.