View Poll Results: How would you get your mail order spouse to you?

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  • I'd send my lovely wife on a first-class plane

    6 33.33%
  • I'd ship her/him via Fed-Ex in a very extravegant box

    0 0%
  • Just plane ol' USPS for me Joe.

    2 11.11%
  • I'd stuff her/him in a tube and have her dropped from a parachute.

    4 22.22%
  • I couldn't even find myself a mail order spouse without resorting to blackmail.

    6 33.33%
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    Jäästä Syntynyt GooeyToast's Avatar
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    Special Delivery!

    If I ordered a mail-order bride, i would have her UPS'ed to my doorstep.

    Then I would open my package (literally) to find that my former bride is now a hot pancake.


    ~Keep it gooey~

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    Wouldn't that be ok? Seeing as you are toast and all

    Mellow is the man who knows what he's been missing
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    I'd fly her, but not First Class. Coach is fine for her.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    i couldn't get a mail order bride........
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    *eats toast off the floor* its the butter rule

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    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no
    i couldn't get a mail order bride........
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    *eats toast off the floor* its the butter rule
    LOL!

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    Naturally, I treat all my women like they are queens
    :mario::luigi:

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    Jäästä Syntynyt GooeyToast's Avatar
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    A 90 yr old queen, or a 20 yr old?


    ~Keep it gooey~

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    At least buy her a plane ticket. Geeze.

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    Id stuff her in a small tube and drop her outta plane... Though. WITHOUT a parachute.
    Sure my name may be Cloud but I still worship Cid

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    It just bit me, is all. Little Miss Awesome's Avatar
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    I'd get her to trade places with Leonardo DiCaprio and then I'd buy myself a plane ticket to his house, and since I'd bought him, there'd be nothing he could do about it ! Haha, what a brilliant way around that answer

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    email.

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    The Highwind works well enough.


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    Go over to Aiyon, they've got a couple.

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