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[GooeyToast]

If I ordered a mail-order bride, i would have her UPS'ed to my doorstep.

Then I would open my package (literally) to find that my former bride is now a hot pancake.


~Keep it gooey~

[Dazed and Confused]

Wouldn't that be ok? Seeing as you are toast and all

[Rase]

I'd fly her, but not First Class. Coach is fine for her.

[boris no no]

i couldn't get a mail order bride........
;___________________;
*eats toast off the floor* its the butter rule

[Princess_Yuna]

i couldn't get a mail order bride........
;___________________;
*eats toast off the floor* its the butter rule

LOL!

[Mitch]

Naturally, I treat all my women like they are queens

[GooeyToast]

A 90 yr old queen, or a 20 yr old?


~Keep it gooey~

[rubah]

At least buy her a plane ticket. Geeze.

[Cloud16]

Id stuff her in a small tube and drop her outta plane... Though. WITHOUT a parachute.

[Little Miss Awesome]

I'd get her to trade places with Leonardo DiCaprio and then I'd buy myself a plane ticket to his house, and since I'd bought him, there'd be nothing he could do about it ! Haha, what a brilliant way around that answer

[Del Murder]

email.

[Levian]

The Highwind works well enough.

[Yamaneko]

Go over to Aiyon, they've got a couple.