If I ordered a mail-order bride, i would have her UPS'ed to my doorstep.
Then I would open my package (literally) to find that my former bride is now a hot pancake.
~Keep it gooey~
I'd send my lovely wife on a first-class plane
I'd ship her/him via Fed-Ex in a very extravegant box
Just plane ol' USPS for me Joe.
I'd stuff her/him in a tube and have her dropped from a parachute.
I couldn't even find myself a mail order spouse without resorting to blackmail.
If I ordered a mail-order bride, i would have her UPS'ed to my doorstep.
Then I would open my package (literally) to find that my former bride is now a hot pancake.
~Keep it gooey~
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