I'd fly her, but not First Class. Coach is fine for her.
I'd send my lovely wife on a first-class plane
I'd ship her/him via Fed-Ex in a very extravegant box
Just plane ol' USPS for me Joe.
I'd stuff her/him in a tube and have her dropped from a parachute.
I couldn't even find myself a mail order spouse without resorting to blackmail.
I'd fly her, but not First Class. Coach is fine for her.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
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