i couldn't get a mail order bride........
;___________________;
*eats toast off the floor* its the butter rule
I'd send my lovely wife on a first-class plane
I'd ship her/him via Fed-Ex in a very extravegant box
Just plane ol' USPS for me Joe.
I'd stuff her/him in a tube and have her dropped from a parachute.
I couldn't even find myself a mail order spouse without resorting to blackmail.
i couldn't get a mail order bride........
;___________________;
*eats toast off the floor* its the butter rule
Trust No one