I'd get her to trade places with Leonardo DiCaprio and then I'd buy myself a plane ticket to his house, and since I'd bought him, there'd be nothing he could do about it! Haha, what a brilliant way around that answer
I'd send my lovely wife on a first-class plane
I'd ship her/him via Fed-Ex in a very extravegant box
Just plane ol' USPS for me Joe.
I'd stuff her/him in a tube and have her dropped from a parachute.
I couldn't even find myself a mail order spouse without resorting to blackmail.
I'd get her to trade places with Leonardo DiCaprio and then I'd buy myself a plane ticket to his house, and since I'd bought him, there'd be nothing he could do about it
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