But the thing is that people have been trying to "bring him to scope" ever since he first started posting theories like a year ago(or longer ago than that maybe), and he has shown absolutely no sign of coming to sanity.

Now, sure, he might come up with something which makes sense within the framework of his "theories", but that doesn't make his theories any more likely. As for him studying the game, no amount of studying the game can lead to the conclusions we see in this summary, period. It'd be like me studying history and concluding that World War II never happened.

Let's put it this way, if Futures theories are to be even considered, then I'd propose that Squall is, in fact, a toonberry. This toonberry, furthermore, was controlling everything all along. He used Ultimecia to compress time so he could reshape time into a timeline where he has a more athletic body. In game basis? Squall uses a gunblade, and Tonberries use knives, which are pretty similar to gunblades when you think about it. As for why everything in the game points against it? Simple: everything we are told in the game is a lie.

And there you are. A theory as valid as Futures, and it took me about ten seconds to cook it up.