make-a-story

[boys from the dwarf]

Aaaaand here it is ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I told everyone that there would be another make-a-story and here it is. There are only two easy rules:

1.)You CANNOT change the story once it begins ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
and
2.)You can't add yourself as a character




(Camara shows Zanarkind)
Yuna- This was a nice honeymoon Tidus.
Tidus- Yeah it was ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Yuna- What time is it? We promised to meet everyone in the Calm Lands at 6:00.
Tidus- Aaaaah, do we HAVE to go?
Yuna- What wouldn't you want to see our friends? Videna will be playing with Trouble and you know how cute it is to see them playing togeather.
Tidus- It IS pretty cute.

*Cut to Calm Lands*

Lulu- It was nice seeing us all togeather again.
Rikku- Lulu, do you have to go now? Yuna and Tidus just got here.
Lulu- You know we have to be in Besaid for the party.
Yuna- Ok, i'll see you later.
Clasko- HELP HELP ! ! ! ! ! WERE BEING ATTACKED ! ! ! ! ! !
Everyone- WHAT????????????
*They see a giant ogre tearing up the ground*
Rikku- What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????


Have fun you guys.

tidus:ahh crap.cant we just go back to that nice double bed in zanarkand.
yuna:start taking this seriously weve got a battle."slaps tidus"
tidus:well im not gonna be sharin a bed with you in a hurry!
wakka:hey you two get a room!!
auron:hey you three!the fights all over now.you were talking so long that i cut the head before you joined.i wouldve waited for you but the ogre wouldve killed me by then.damn turn based batlles!
rikku:aww i missed the fight.
tidus:not like youd of joined in anyway you were screamin your head off shouting What do we do???? WHAT DO WE DO???? WHAT DO WE DO????
rikku:"groans"
they all go to the besaid party.

Tidus:PARTAY!!! Hey Yuna, wanna come back to my place have a little "fun"?
Yuna:*slaps Tidus* EWWWWWWWWWW GROSS!!!! YOU PERVERT!!!!!!! I am sueing you for sexual harrassment in the workplace!!!!
Tidus:I understand the law suit but in the workplace??? What Workplace?! O my gawd Yuna! UR INSANE IN THE BRAIN!!! AAAAA...
Wakka:*interups Tidus* Whats all the yelling for ya?
Tidus:*knocks out Wakka* Can I finish now? Thank you! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Yuna:*Slaps Tidus* I'll see you in court next month.
in court.........

Thats all I got so far. Someone can finish or continue the story. I like doing funny little skits like this. I put my funniest stuff on written format. on paper or on forums (such as this).

tidus."who is blind drunk"i didnt do no smurfin pervin kay.scrwew whart nuya says.
yuna.its yuna.
tidus:whatever nuya.
judge:my god your drunk.
tidus:hay i didnt go drunkin no drunks!
judge:i find him innocent.it was a party that he got drunk at no wonder he did these things.im giving everyone legal permission to slap him a many times as u want as a punishment for the next month
one month and hundreds of slaps later.
yuna:you have got to stop drinking tidus.the only reason half of your cheeks skin has fell of is because weve had to.
rikku:and for the fun of it too!!!
tidus:shut up rikku.i blame you for this.
yuna:oh well.cure!
tidus heals
rikiku: hey whatcha do that for?
yuna:its not workin out tidus.
dumdumdum!!!what will happen next. will tidus and yuna break up?you choose!