*Chocobo screaches and runs off, Tidus lies unconcious on the ground*
Wakka: whoa...that looked like fun!
Auron: give it a go then.
*one by one, all the men have head on crashes with Chocobo's, But Kimahri is still standing when the girls return back from their vacation*
Rikku: who- wha- Kimahri? Whats with all this then?
*waves a hand over the row of still male bodies*
Kimahri:....dead?
Paine: Dead?
Lulu: All dead? We've only been gone 2 days!
Kimahri: Alcohol + Idiots = dead
Yuna:you sure they r dead? not passed out or what?
Paine: kick em all in the nuts, even in a state of such, ne live man would react to that, i should no.
Rikku: oooo, me first!
*girls go round and start to kick all guys in the nuts*

do the guys wake up, or do the girls declare them dead?