Why Won't You Die

[Chris]

Grace Jones.

*Dies*

[Calliope]

Aww, now Gracie will be so crestfallen!

[Del Murder]

What else is there?

[Yamaneko]

An eternity of damnation.

[Del Murder]

I'll stick with this, then.

[Mercen-X]

So we all have to keep living until they fufill their ambitions!! We can be their groupies!!

I claim you as I my own. You can choose the role of queen or sex-slave . . . both titles are pretty much equal.

[ThroneofDravaris]

I’m the core of the Dummy plug, I CAN’T die.

Wait, Ritsuko, what are you doing!







What? Don’t do that! No! No!






NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Crap.

[NeoTifa]

XD because i will not rest until everybody here is a mindless slave to do my bidding and i own the universe. therefore, i will live forever (because i doubt i will ever own the universe. earth, maybe, but not the universe)

and i like raman noodles.

[Kamiko]

That's the best reason yet!! I'm now Mercen's sex slave haha...

[TurkSlayer]

I live because I'd be bored if I didn't.

[UWAOOOOU]

Because I dont want to die?

[Giga Guess]

A nice balance of stubbornness and the knowledge that there are people that care for me.

[Mercen-X]

XD because i will not rest until everybody here is a mindless slave to do my bidding and i own the universe. therefore, i will live forever (because i doubt i will ever own the universe. earth, maybe, but not the universe).

I grant you ownership of the world. Of course you cannot own the universe, it already belongs to me.



I will not die because I believe I am immortal. I believe I am immortal because I don't want to think I'm not. That's because I don't want to die. A lot of atheists believe that when you die, you cease to exist. I'd rather not cease to exist, so I refuse to die.

[Kamiko]

I'm going to live forever or die trying!

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

i agree



you may die now........
:shoot: