what new summoning materia would you make

[Slade]

"Its a summon materia"? Chel-lo, the point of this thread is making new summons. :rolleyes2.

Whoops....heh thought it said just plain materia....my bad

[Rengori]

George Bush materia would talk so long and not make sense that the monsters fall into a deep sleep.

Twice as effective against Democratic monsters, deals heavy damage to John Kerry followers.

[KuRt]

:joey: <--- that smilie. it would do it´s thing long enough and your console explodes because the summon is so stupid

[Shoden]

Michael Jackson

Divine dance molester

moon walks all over the enemy and does all sort of moves depending on the creature

he finishes it off by stroking the creature dies of shock

[Aphelion]

"Squid" Summon: Inflicts damage on its enemies by telling their subordinates to hide money in their underwear (so the entire country gets against them), to go to school (so maybe they can get past 5th grade) or by pointing all of his nine fingers at all of his enemies.

In case you don't know what I'm talking about, search a news site to find out about what's happening in Brazil, or maybe a little of our president's background story...

[Dignified Pauper]

Ultimate Stinky Cheese Man Summon.


Read the book.

[Shoden]

what about the cheese materia?

[Sephitachi7]

Bahamut Trio - all three come out and do tri-blast on the enemy. Three different damage for each. (So it would break damage limit instead of just staying at 9999 like KOTR)

[boys from the dwarf]

ya know my ultima cheese materia strategy in the other thread well i forgot to mention that when you beat dark cheese man you get a dark cheese man summon which make him and his cheese companions come down to attack the enemy they take it in turns to launch a barrage of a certain type of cheese(the most powerful of which being brea and edam).and then the dark cheese man steps in looks at meteor turns it into cheese and shrinks it into a super compact and compressed ball of cheese(the size varys on the enemy.)with exactly the same amount of power as meteor plus a little extra seems as its made of the most powerful element.this starts a sequence where you see the enemy crawling around in pain and it dies (after all what can survive 1000040583786.542759 damage?)then you get to see the secret ending.sephiroth tries to destroy you for destroying meteor then dark cheese man pummels jenova and sephiroth than cloud dives in and does a super special cooler looking omnislash which kills sephiroth.THIS IS ALL COMPLETELY TRUE!

[Peter_20]

"DEATH" SUMMON:
MP Use: 9999

STATS:
Attack Power: -100%
Vitality: -100%

Odin comes running past one enemy, slicing it with his nails for a whopping 1 DMG.
Makes Knight of Round seem like Knight of Round.

[Final_Heavan_33]

A Godlike figure appears and says "NOw its time to finish you off.........with useless questions " he then begins to ask them questions such as "Why is the sky blue" and "Why do fools fall in love?" and his ULTIMATE question to lay the smack down on the enemies is "What is the meaning of Life?" then the enemies die due to extreme information overload.

[Final_Heavan_33]

ya know my ultima cheese materia strategy in the other thread well i forgot to mention that when you beat dark cheese man you get a dark cheese man summon which make him and his cheese companions come down to attack the enemy they take it in turns to launch a barrage of a certain type of cheese(the most powerful of which being brea and edam).and then the dark cheese man steps in looks at meteor turns it into cheese and shrinks it into a super compact and compressed ball of cheese(the size varys on the enemy.)with exactly the same amount of power as meteor plus a little extra seems as its made of the most powerful element.this starts a sequence where you see the enemy crawling around in pain and it dies (after all what can survive 1000040583786.542759 damage?)then you get to see the secret ending.sephiroth tries to destroy you for destroying meteor then dark cheese man pummels jenova and sephiroth than cloud dives in and does a super special cooler looking omnislash which kills sephiroth.THIS IS ALL COMPLETELY TRUE!

This compressed ball of cheese you talk of? is this.............is this........is this a ........ a .............. a BABYBELL?! yummy i hope so!

[Shoden]

commentator:

when the opponent is in the last quarter of their HP they are paralyzed for the rest of the match you gain more physical power and a massive voice flares the field "FINISH HIM"