Quote Originally Posted by boys from the dwarf
ya know my ultima cheese materia strategy in the other thread well i forgot to mention that when you beat dark cheese man you get a dark cheese man summon which make him and his cheese companions come down to attack the enemy they take it in turns to launch a barrage of a certain type of cheese(the most powerful of which being brea and edam).and then the dark cheese man steps in looks at meteor turns it into cheese and shrinks it into a super compact and compressed ball of cheese(the size varys on the enemy.)with exactly the same amount of power as meteor plus a little extra seems as its made of the most powerful element.this starts a sequence where you see the enemy crawling around in pain and it dies (after all what can survive 1000040583786.542759 damage?)then you get to see the secret ending.sephiroth tries to destroy you for destroying meteor then dark cheese man pummels jenova and sephiroth than cloud dives in and does a super special cooler looking omnislash which kills sephiroth.THIS IS ALL COMPLETELY TRUE!
This compressed ball of cheese you talk of? is this.............is this........is this a ........ a .............. a BABYBELL?! yummy i hope so!