All the Metal gear solids!! *may contain spoilers*

[Lindy]

I'd call a Mexican Pedro, personally.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

And an American G.I. Joe.

[Lindy]

So, did you fork Johnny's dad, or was a cigarette seduction more your style?

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I usually use the radio frequency to unlock the cell door while he's using the bathroom. I enjoy listening to him remark on the volume of his diarrhea while the prisoner he's supposed to be watching is walking out the front door.

And it's Johnny's granddad.

[Maxico]

Technicaly its also Johnny. All the first born males in his family are called Johnny.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Obviously, but by default, "Johnny" refers the twenty-first century version we've come to know and love.

SHUT UP IN THERE WILLYA

[Lindy]

I do hope Johnny returns in MGS4, as a secret playable character.

I'm sure he could produce an amusing mini-game.

[blackchocobo9999]

In MGS3, i broke out in all the ways, i used the frequency the first time i played, and the second time, i quit and reloaded to get the secret mini-game, then when he woke up, he got the secret cutscene, then when Johnny gave me the food, i threw it back to him 3 times, and a secret cutscene came up, telling him about his family and how he used to live in America, and thinks that not all americans are dogs, and saying that all first borns in his family are named Johnny. Then i spin Snake round on the cure menu loads of times, then in gameplay, he gets sick, and Johnny comes in, opning the door, then i attack him with the fork, and kill him. I didnt wanna kill him

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

He never would have died if he'd been like his grandson, who would have just served up Big Boss a nice big shutupintherewillya.

[blackchocobo9999]

mmm... Well, it never officially says it is his grandad, it may be his dad, and the one who you are on about may be the one from 1 and 2, because he would be old enough....

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

MGS3 Johnny's son had already been born in 1964. That would put the other Johnny in his forties during MGS1 and MGS2, and he clearly isn't that old.

[blackchocobo9999]

But you never do actually see his face. Also, wouldnt the Johnny on MGS1 be a Genome Solider? And if he was fit for his age, he would be able to run and stuff, so you never know, but yes, i do think Johnny on MGS3 is his grandfather, but he may not be.....

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

If nothing else, you can tell by his voice.

[Lindy]

And the...bowel problems.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Yes, he defecates like only a robust youngster can.