the one my friend has is funny but its rude so i cannot put it
xDDD
one i used to have was "who the hell are you? and why are you wasting my answer machines time by calling me?"
but my dad made me get rid of it because he always thought i was talking to him xDDD
another person i know has him just saying hello?? hhheeeeellllo??? can you hear me? are you there?
so you think its him talking xD ans yes i was fooled the first time