Quote Originally Posted by Behold the Void
One that my friend had:

(In robot voice) "Hi. Stephy's answering machine is broken. This is the refrigerator. Please speak very slowly and I will tape your message to myself with one of these magnets."
Haha, my Aunty Di used that one too. She's the queen of answering machine messages. I think she had a book that had an entire chapter of them.