There's this girl at work who supposedly has the hots for me. And she got chewed out by a co-worker one day, so I figured since she liked me it'd be easy for me to cheer her up by flirting with her. So I called her Amberlicious (her name is Amber). I haven't been able to live that one down yet.

Wait... This is about actual pet's names... Uh I have a dog named Artemis. Favorite Greek goddess ;P