A month or so ago, when I went on my beach trip, we went to Concord Mills Mall, which is north of Charlotte, NC, to meet up with some friends and see a movie. Before the movie started, we wandered around because I'd never been there, and wanted to see what there was to see. We end up passing this NASCAR store, with this giant stuffed spark plug standing at the entrance. We immediately pondered; "I wonder if that's a stuffed display, or a person in costume." Well, I was determined to find out! I walked up to the giant spark plug, and reached out to touch it's arm.

It then grabbed me.

I have never run so fast nor have I screamed so loudly in my entire life. My friends found this hysterical, of course.