So check this:

I wanted to build a time machine to prevent Lavos from coming to destroy us all in 1999. I first tried ot build a time machine out of a Delorian, like in the movie "Back to the Future". I built a flux compasitor, but the movies have it all wrong. You have to go 888mph instead of 88mph. Obviosly, a car can not go that fast....at least the Delorian.

Anyway, I found an old telephone booth and hoped ot convert THAT into a time machine as seen in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. I sat there and dialed numbers all day, but nohting happened. If only Rufus was there to guide me, I would be fine. I would have been able to stop Lavos.

However, all was not lost. It turned out that a purple bunny named Frank taught me how to time travel. I was about ot do it, but I found out that a jet engine would crash through my roof and crush me after I time traveled. I wanted to save the world, but I was NOT about ot get crushed by a jet engine.

I just played and beat Chrono Tigger to solve my problem, though. That was a tough four hours.