Well I had this weird dream once that I was a spy recruited by the British government to go back in time and assassinate Hitler.However,something went horribly wrong and I fell from a window into someone's back yard 30 ft below , breaking nearly every bone in my body. I was nursed back to health by this crazy old nymphomaniac who mistook me for a hearthrob Hollywood superstar and in my condition,I was effectively imprisoned for about a year where I was forced to wear fetish gear and be her " love slave ". * shudders*
However I managed to escape her clutches and made it back to the dojo in Japan where my history teacher was waiting to kill me for not finishing an essay.A fierce battle ensued in which I managed to behead her with my bare hands and use the high-speed wireless modem buried in her skull to access the Internet and enter a vast MMPORG set up by my megalomaniac friend, who wanted to enslave mankind and create a manufactured reality called the Matrix, where I suddenly died and my body split open and released a storm of giant golden dragonflies which blocked out the sun for four days.

Bizarre , huh ?