Anyone have any super wierd dreams?
I had this one where I was at the super market and there were a couple inches of water on the ground, and I saw this extremely obese women in a wheelchair... and the strange thing was that there was a giant halibut harnessed to her chair and it was pulling her through the store...
I once dreamed I was a red stapler who attacked a moose in the ass.
~Keep it gooey~
Yes.Originally Posted by Kikyo
Most dreams I forget In like an 1hr or so
Dreams that have stuck with me...........when I met the chick off T3 :)
my weirdest dream is probly one that i had when i was like 9 years old i was in a swamp with a trailer in it and the trailor had skelitons in it then i heard people screaming so i went to a beach that was right next to the swamp and godzilla was attacking them......i probaly wouldent remmber it but it was the stupidest dream i ever had lol
I have weird dreams all the time when I have them. Must be due to what I eat before I go to sleep.
There was one in which I was surfing the net for grot and came across this site called Eyes for Fantasies or something, and it sounded good so I clicked it. What I thought was hardcore pornography was actually a website about some game i've never heard of and there was a forum attached full of these people called 'Cid's Nazis' or something, who kept banning people who showed signs of mutiny.
Oh wait, that actually happened.
there was a picture here
I had a dream I was a moose and some crazy red stapler attacked me in the ass
:mario::luigi:
What a stupid-ass dream.
Honestly, a moose?!
~Keep it gooey~
yes, a moose. It was a slightly moist moose
:mario::luigi:
I had a dream this morning that me and my friends were jamming with my favourite band, and I asked the singer if we could write a song together, and he wrote it down in japanese, and when I asked him what the translation was he grinned at me and said the song was called "I AM BEANS!" and then we made up this random song called I am beans. That was quite weird. :}
I had a dream where I was being eaten by dragons from the SNES game Bahamut Lagoon. Go figure...
I had a dream I was Jackie Chan once. It is weird because my name isn't even Jackie.
After playing far too much Final Fantasy too late one night I dreamt I was having a party and suddenly me and all my friends got transported to Spira, where we had a breakdancing competition, Tidus won, unfortunately! *cringes and dies*
I also had a dream once that there was a murderer going round killing people, and when he did, his signature of muder was to put a headless horse on top of the body, and he was dressed as a clown! My Dad and I were in the petrol station and I saw the clown walking away when I screamed, he looked at me and grinnedThen I went "Dad! There's the murderer!" And he just went "Don't be stupid Amy, that's just a clown" and while we were getting petrol we saw a body outside the station, then I woke up
Probably the most horrific dream I've ever had, and will have *touches wood*
Well I had this weird dream once that I was a spy recruited by the British government to go back in time and assassinate Hitler.However,something went horribly wrong and I fell from a window into someone's back yard 30 ft below , breaking nearly every bone in my body. I was nursed back to health by this crazy old nymphomaniac who mistook me for a hearthrob Hollywood superstar and in my condition,I was effectively imprisoned for about a year where I was forced to wear fetish gear and be her " love slave ". * shudders*
However I managed to escape her clutches and made it back to the dojo in Japan where my history teacher was waiting to kill me for not finishing an essay.A fierce battle ensued in which I managed to behead her with my bare hands and use the high-speed wireless modem buried in her skull to access the Internet and enter a vast MMPORG set up by my megalomaniac friend, who wanted to enslave mankind and create a manufactured reality called the Matrix, where I suddenly died and my body split open and released a storm of giant golden dragonflies which blocked out the sun for four days.
Bizarre , huh ?
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