I demand that there be a "carbonated, non-alcoholic beverage that is loaded with sugars and other good stuff to rot the teeth out of little kid's heads" button on there. It is most obviously the correct choice and I will not rest untill It happens. I will sned a letter to Congress everyweek untill it happens, and if I still dont get enough funds to build a library, then I'll send two letters a week. Wait..........
