when did you get the birds and the bees speech

[Faris]

I got it in school. I think it was fifth or sixth grade.

[Lindy]

...Why exactly a chiropractor?

Practice safe sex kids!

Do it in a sensible position so you don't cause spinal damage!

[Kakashi509]

we can try to keep it in the right places but seriously can this topic really be appropriate. It's fun to watch people's faces during the videos specialy kids makes my cry laughing

[Del Murder]

It can be and will be or it will be closed.

[Shoeberto]

...Why exactly a chiropractor?

Practice safe sex kids!

Do it in a sensible position so you don't cause spinal damage!

Well, he was a doctor. I guess that's justification.

[Lindy]

Chiropractors aren't real doctors, they just like to think they are.

[Yamaneko]

Fuzzy bunny...

[Kakashi509]

hops on the moose...

[Shoeberto]

Yeah, true. It was a position that was open to anyone who wanted to volunteer; we could've had a mechanic with a pot belly and a mullet, so long as he knew how to press play on a VCR and answer any questions we had, though most felt to awkward about the whole thing to ask any questions.

I do remember one question in particular that got asked, but I don't think it'd be appropriate so I'll just tuck that one away.

[Teek]

My daddy showed me how to do it himself.

[Kakashi509]

thats real special now anotehr question, how sane is your daddy?

[Mitch]

I never got it

[Meat Puppet]

My dad came in and told me there is a swarm of killer bees headed our way and are going to kill everyone, so I started crying and hid under the house for about a week. I must've been anywhere between 6 and 18.

[fire_of_avalon]

I found a dirty book my aunt left under our microwave. I was eleven. The next year in school, we had the big school sex talk.

EDIT: You could probably already tell I was kind of messed up, right? xD

[Leeza]

My cousin told me all about it when I was about 12, but I didn't believe her.