Page 5 of 7 FirstFirst 1234567 LastLast
Results 61 to 75 of 92

Thread: when did you get the birds and the bees speech

  1. #61

    Default

    I've always heard of the bird and the bees, but I never knew what happens. What is the story to those birdes and bees. Sound like interspecies sex is about to occur. Tryin to make somethin like a liger. cept it would be like a um
    somethin. (brain isn't workin to well. mornin time and I need food to get me puttin along)

    Anyways. I learned about it when I was like 5. My family is very open about sex.
    Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again! I hardly knew I should use me feet again!

    What do you have to say for yourself?

  2. #62
    Ice Cream I Scream ZuZu's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    middle of Finland
    Posts
    717

    Default

    Usually schools deals these things.
    I also found interesting books from library " You have hair, but you can find it somewhere else etc." And those pictures
    And I found hidden films from the closet... DAD!
    President Shinra is dead...


    Cloud: "Only Sephiroth can use that sword."
    "You sure?"
    Cloud: "Of course. He uses it to shave his legs. Do you think anyone else will want to touch it after that?"

  3. #63
    Pyramid Head is l.o.v.e Social Moon Firesky's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Merry Christmas.
    Posts
    1,345

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ZuZu
    Usually schools deals these things.
    I also found interesting books from library " You have hair, but you can find it somewhere else etc." And those pictures
    And I found hidden films from the closet... DAD!
    ZuZu! You poor thing!

    Yeah, my schools dealt with it all. My mum tried to give me the talk, but I said I already knew, so she didn't. Apparently, my dad's gonna give me a lecture on birth control for my 16th birhtday...Great, just what I've always wanted. As if I'm not mentally scarred enough.
    ~Maelström Fury~

    .: Sekhmet's Moon :. Here.

    私は天使の女王です。

  4. #64
    Pantstastic Dixie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Away from you.
    Posts
    1,725

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Rye
    The video on girls getting their period and puberty and stuff like that was funny. It had this frumpy looking 11 year old who carried jumbo HUGE sized boxes of pads under her arm to school, and she dropped it and didn't notice and the guy she likes was like "Dropped these? *the sexual eyebrow thing*" Then she goes to his party at the end of the video, and she's randomly like "NO, I AM NOT READY TO HAVE SEX, I DON'T WANT TO YET! I WON'T HAVE SEX!" even though the guy probably didn't even want to kiss her. It was great. xD
    I remember seeing that in 5th grade...A lot of the girls in the room wanted to laugh...And they did...afterwards, though.

    (I learned so much in 5th grade.)

    (Esspecially in one day.)

    (...................Okay, I admit it.)

    (I already knew lots of that stuff.)
    All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.

  5. #65
    Chocobocconcini Doomie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    You. *wink*
    Posts
    754

    Default

    What's sex? OW MY EARS ARE BURNING!

    My parents tried giving me the talk, but I walked away instead. Of course, there was the "When a boy loves a girl..." thing in 5th grade. Any other questions were answered by the internet and South Park. The clitoris is something that gives a little boy courage.

  6. #66
    Some kind of Nature~ Fonzie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    6,079
    Contributions
    • Former Site Staff

    Default

    We watched a video on it lol. If we laughed we would be sent to O.C.S or on campus suspension. I was in the 5th grade.

  7. #67
    cyka blyat escobert's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Rush B! NO STOP!
    Posts
    17,742
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default

    I never got one what's it all about?

  8. #68
    Banned lordblazer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    oklahoma city,OK
    Posts
    1,997

    Default

    never.... lol i learned form my friends.(Which in a way is the wrong way but hey I didn't care)still dont

  9. #69
    Banned Lord Xehanort's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Lost in randy thoughts...
    Posts
    3,870

    Default

    Never got it. I got a book about human anatomy and development and a fully detailed speech on where babies come from.

    I was 4.

  10. #70
    about to insert the "P" disapointedchild's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    In the vague light
    Posts
    648

    Default

    On halloween, they though it would scare me.

    (SPOILER)Who knew I would just think its funny,(SPOILER)untill I found out it was true.
    Too big. The height limit is 250 pixels including images as well as text.

  11. #71
    Banned nik0tine's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Dalmasca!
    Posts
    12,133

    Default

    I got it from my mom, sort of, in the fourth grade. They don't seem to teach that stuff in the schools that I went to. I remember there was a kid in Jr. High who had to ask me the question: "What's mating?"

  12. #72
    permanently mitten
    Goddess of Snacks
    Miriel's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    San Francisco
    Posts
    13,580
    Blog Entries
    3
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    My parents never had that talk with me. I picked up everything I needed to know off the streets. And from the scribblings on bathroom stalls.

  13. #73
    Queen of the BushHags Takara's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    BushHagville
    Posts
    1,760

    Default

    My mom gave me "the speech" when I had my first periods, but I knew about it ever since I was seven because my best friend had a book about sexual education.

  14. #74
    Bigger than a rancor SomethingBig's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Pajamas in bananas
    Posts
    2,849

    Default

    I never got the speech. Does that make me gay?
    :monster2: One, AH! AH! Two, AH AH! Three, AH AH!

  15. #75
    Draw the Drapes Recognized Member rubah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Now Destiny is done.
    Posts
    30,655
    Blog Entries
    21
    Contributions
    • Former Administrator
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by SomethingBig
    I never got the speech. Does that make me gay?
    Probably.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •