when did you get the birds and the bees speech

**Markus. D** · 07-31-2005, 02:20 AM

i got it once i told my mum i had sex for the first time.

that convo then turned into a ... son!!! i stress to you, please dont do drugs speech.

so when did you people get the birds and the bees lecture.

***Del Murder*** · 07-31-2005, 02:26 AM

I got it in school. I think it was fifth or sixth grade.

**Markus. D** · 07-31-2005, 02:29 AM

awww, youre lucky, i was absent on those days.

**Lindy** · 07-31-2005, 02:31 AM

There was a book involved, and lots of gesturing.

I think it ended up boiling down to "You put this in there, have fun, but make sure you put it in the right person".

**Hawkeye** · 07-31-2005, 02:33 AM

I got mine in 6th grade. My old man took me to McDonalds too, for some reason.

Acutally, I take that back. When I was in 4th grade, my friend got a hold of a Penthouse Magazine. Pretty awesome

**Kakashi509** · 07-31-2005, 02:35 AM

Originally Posted by Del Murder

I got it in school. I think it was fifth or sixth grade.

really I have had to teach sex ed it went something like this:

you stick the steak into the bush and oull in and out if you want extra sticky juice suck on the steak and remember your steak sauce or else the woman will become fat and let horrible masses of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] out into the world who will later become children, horrible horrible children

**Markus. D** · 07-31-2005, 02:35 AM

nice story.

**Lindy** · 07-31-2005, 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by Kakashi509

really I have had to teach sex ed it went something like this:

you stick the steak into the bush and oull in and out if you want extra sticky juice suck on the steak and remember your steak sauce or else the woman will become fat and let horrible masses of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] out into the world who will later become children, horrible horrible children

That is the world's worst sugar-coating.

**Kakashi509** · 07-31-2005, 02:37 AM

I totaly know I heard the story when I went into grade 6

**Medi** · 07-31-2005, 02:38 AM

here's something i once heard "the sneaky snake went into the furry bush"

**Kakashi509** · 07-31-2005, 02:40 AM

really i'd say the smart snake went into the sexy bush

**Medi** · 07-31-2005, 02:40 AM

lol

**Markus. D** · 07-31-2005, 02:41 AM

hahaha, okay.

***Del Murder*** · 07-31-2005, 02:42 AM

It was pretty straightforward when I got it.

**Shoeberto** · 07-31-2005, 02:42 AM

This thread is going to all the wrong places. Please keep it clean, guys.

I got it in the fifth grade when a chiropracter or something came in and showed us a video.

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