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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
    I found a dirty book my aunt left under our microwave. I was eleven. The next year in school, we had the big school sex talk.
    When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they call in a man to fix the fridge...

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    I didn't get any talk like that from my parents. We were taught it in school in 6th grade, I believe.

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    hmm...I got it when I was like 10-12 not sure anymore, my aunt (who happened to be a nurse) told me about it. I think I handled it nicely.
    I can't sleep tonight, I'm too busy thinking about you, about us. I really care about you and I'm so terrified that if I told you my true feelings about you that I would scare you away, so I hold my feelings in and I write them down and I hope that one day you'll feel the same way too.

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    It's so hard to to laugh well trying to tell the story seriously it like reading millions of psy's posts at one time

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    [QUOTE=Lindy]
    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
    When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they call in a man to fix the fridge...
    No, it was about Captain Gringo and his little French sidekick guy going into Central America to free Cocoa farmers from the clutches of a ruthless cocaine guy.

    The English were somehow involved. I've said too much.

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    The English are always involved, we always have been and always will be.

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    Funnily enough, my parents started explaining things when we were sitting in the hottub one evening. They amused themselves by explaining the colorful terms to refer to genitalia as, but since I figured I knew enough, I ignored them and they gave up and haven't tried again since xD

    The internet has taken up the slack of course.

    Of course.

    You know, I don't think we've *really* had sex ed in school. At least, none that I remember. I remember the 'zomg, these are TAMPONS' days but not anything else.

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    Year 6, i never giggled so much in my life. And my parents gave me this 'Facts about life' book which i shoved under my bed
    And again in yr 7 omg he was one of the best teachers ive ever had.
    "Now.. The man is a Postman so the woman.. the woman is the house; The man posts the letters through the doorbox and then moves on to anouther house." "Now..what should the title be?" THE DAILY MAIL
    and he gave him like 10 credits for the 'best joke of the year' :o But i never really understood it at that time, i was left with Ifs And Buts
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    I never had such a talk. I was given a children's book when I was very small and the whole thing was explained in it with suitable words. It was mostly about pregnancy more than sex, but back then I wasn't interested so much in how the baby got there, you know...

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    I think I was in 4th grade. Maybe 8 or something. It was after I had seen my cats try something and I demanded to know what the hell was going on.


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    I didn't. When my boyfriend came over to stay the night my mum just said "We had a steep learning curve with your brother - so no sex."
    I was just like "k"

    Was a rather messy situation with my brother and his girlfriend involving the walking in of parent into room.

    Yes.

    We never really got the talk at school. We were shown how to put condoms on, but aside from that: de nada.

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    Nah, never had it, aside from school being like "Sperm + egg = baby, use a condom = no STDs" and stuff like that. Most kids just figure out on my own, imo.
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    same here the basics of pregnancy, STDS, sexual intercourse and crap we got it 3 times once a year for 6 weeks twice a week most of the stuff was about drugs

    everyone knows drug ed is better than sex ed straight i was dying not to laugh through the eds

    never got the birds n bees story


    this thread has made my heart pound through the roof especially the "postman, the cats and dirty magazine" posts this has made my day

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    How exactly does the birds and the bees talk go?
    Does it end with some kind of Bird/Bee hybrid?
    Word/s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Me

    you stick the steak into the bush and oull in and out if you want extra sticky juice suck on the steak and remember your steak sauce or else the woman will become fat and let horrible masses of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] out into the world who will later become children, horrible horrible children
    that's pretty much the story

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