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    Quote Originally Posted by ....barbie
    - Hi Barbie!
    - Hi Ken!
    - You wanna go for a ride?
    - Sure, Ken!
    - Jump in!
    - Ha ha ha ha!

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
    Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
    You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
    Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

    You can touch, you can play
    You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

    Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
    I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
    Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
    Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

    You can touch, you can play
    You can say I'm always yours
    You can touch, you can play
    You can say I'm always yours

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

    - Oh, I'm having so much fun!
    - Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
    - Oh, I love you Ken!

    who played with barbie dolls?
    i never had thme
    i was a tomboy

    discuss barbies in all their amazingness

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    Ken: Wanna go for a ride

    Barbie: Sure Ken

    Ken: Well forget it

    Barbie:
    Im and ugly girl,
    My face makes you hurl,
    Sad i have it,
    I should fag it,
    Acne everywhere,
    Unwanted facial hair,
    Im a realation,
    To Frankinstiens creation.

    Ken:
    Your so ugly,
    You disgust me.

    Barbie:
    Im a bad homely girl,
    All alone in the wolrd,
    Im as flat as a board,
    Thin and lanky,

    Ken:
    Your a dog and a troll,
    Were you hit by a train,
    Wont go near you cos your breath is skanky.

    Barbie:
    Dont get touched,
    Im afraid,
    Cos guys say,
    "A man i saw."

    Im and ugly girl,
    My face makes you hurl,
    Sad i have it,
    I should fag it,
    Acne everywhere,
    Unwanted facial hair,
    Im a realation,
    To Frankinstiens creation.

    Ken:
    Your so ugly,
    You disgust me.

    Barbie:
    Boo Hoo Hoo Yeah

    Ken:
    Your so ugly,
    You disgust me.

    Oh Ooh Oh Ooh

    Barbie:
    Oh, lets go out and have some fun!

    Ken:
    Im sorry but your to damn ugly!

    Barbie:
    Oh, screw you Ken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kakashi509
    Ken: Wanna go for a ride

    Barbie: Sure Ken

    Ken: Well forget it

    Barbie:
    Im and ugly girl,
    My face makes you hurl,
    Sad i have it,
    I should fag it,
    Acne everywhere,
    Unwanted facial hair,
    Im a realation,
    To Frankinstiens creation.

    Ken:
    Your so ugly,
    You disgust me.

    Barbie:
    Im a bad homely girl,
    All alone in the wolrd,
    Im as flat as a board,
    Thin and lanky,

    Ken:
    Your a dog and a troll,
    Were you hit by a train,
    Wont go near you cos your breath is skanky.

    Barbie:
    Dont get touched,
    Im afraid,
    Cos guys say,
    "A man i saw."

    Im and ugly girl,
    My face makes you hurl,
    Sad i have it,
    I should fag it,
    Acne everywhere,
    Unwanted facial hair,
    Im a realation,
    To Frankinstiens creation.

    Ken:
    Your so ugly,
    You disgust me.

    Barbie:
    Boo Hoo Hoo Yeah

    Ken:
    Your so ugly,
    You disgust me.

    Oh Ooh Oh Ooh

    Barbie:
    Oh, lets go out and have some fun!

    Ken:
    Im sorry but your to damn ugly!

    Barbie:
    Oh, screw you Ken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    XD

    OMGZ IM BACK!1!!11!

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    Barbies are fun if you use their head as a baseball. One time there was a seagull with no legs and tehy sewed on barbie legs so it could walk.

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    I was a tomboy but I had tons. I miss them, I wish I still had them to torture xD

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    My Barbies got naked with their Kens. I've had a dirty mind from a young age, I'm sorry. ;__;
    rawr

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    My misson in life is to destroy all barbies:sophia:

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    I prefer to call mine... action figures.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Xander
    My Barbies got naked with their Kens. I've had a dirty mind from a young age, I'm sorry. ;__;
    o: They're frisky little devils, myn were at it too.
    I use to plead and plead and plead for Barbie's or barbie accesories, and then id throw them in the cupboard with my Furby :joey:
    I had the horses but their manes got all sticky, and i had a caravan truck thing which is messed up

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    I used to play barbies all the time. My favorite one was disabled because reita gnawed through her hand when she was a puppy xD

    We always had one ken that was horny as all get out and gay. It was amusing.

    I inherited a legendary collection of barbies from my sister and added to it massively myself, so there's plenty of them.

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    I think I wanted a mermaid one once but that was mainly because I loved merpeople. It might have not even been Barbie brand. Besides that I dont think I showed any interest in Barbies.

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    My older cousins were boys so I didn't play barbies with them.
    We played WAR!

    ok, maybe I had few barbies but I happily gave them to my little sister.
    "You cut my barbies hair! You %/#&%/&/( "
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    They're not dolls! They're just slightly feminine action figures! What?

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    deja vu i've seen a thread like this before lol freaky

    barbie die

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko
    They're not dolls! They're just slightly feminine action figures! What?
    Private Barbie reporting for some FABULOUS action, sir!

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