I assure you none of my birthdays were eventful. I usually go out with the folks for a dinner.

One birthday I had my ex girlfriend all pissed off because she slept while I called the cab to take me out to eat dinner with the girls. She called the cab company demanding I turn around. I laughed and told the driver to keep going.

Hahah she still gave me money for the meal.

Oh wait that wasn't my 14th bday. My 14th bday I went to some dinner and ate food.