UK Fantasy Football 2005-2006

[Cz]

Does this mean that Doc Sark [strike]replaced his best player with a cute Belarusian[/strike] sold an excellent but ageing player for a tidy sum and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position, and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper, and actually manages to field a strong side every week?

Amended again.

[Resha]

Does this mean that Doc Sark [strike]replaced his best player with a cute Belarusian[/strike] sold an excellent but ageing player for a tidy sum and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position, and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper, and actually manages to field a strong side every week?

Amended again.

Genius!

[Psychotic]

Does this mean that Doc Sark sold his best player for a tidy sum which has not been spent on anything productive and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached, and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper which has been up Arsene Wenger's arse for several months, and actually manages to field a strong side every week (go go super Pascal Cygan!) also: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR TEAM'S KIT, DOC SARK?! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU FOOL?!

PS: Maybe his team will do well in Europe this year...hmmm....NAH!

I think we're getting closer.

[DK]

I feel like I should find this funny but I don't. I'm broken someone fix me

[Resha]

Does this mean that Doc Sark sold his best player for a tidy sum which has not been spent on anything productive YET and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position but has fit into the team amazingly and astoundingly well as far as I can see and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached (what, who?), and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper which has been up Arsene Wenger's arse for several months and don't you find it amazing that I actually knew where it was? -of course I make a point of knowing what's up Wenger's arse- and actually manages to field a strong side every week (gone gone super Pascal Cygan!) also: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR TEAM'S KIT, DOC SARK?! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU FOOL?! *insert rabble here*

PS: Maybe his team will do well in Europe next year as well...hmmm....YAH!

I think we're getting closer.

Yes, we are. :rolleyes2

[Doomie]

Does this mean that Doc Sark sold his best player for a tidy sum which has not been spent on anything productive YET and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position but has fit into the team amazingly and astoundingly well as far as I can see and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached (what, who?), and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper which has been up Arsene Wenger's arse for several months and don't you find it amazing that I actually knew where it was? -of course I make a point of knowing what's up Wenger's arse- and actually manages to field a strong side every week (gone gone super Pascal Cygan!) also: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR TEAM'S KIT, DOC SARK?! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU FOOL?! *insert rabble here*

PS: Maybe his team will do well in Europe next year as well...hmmm....YAH!

I think we're getting closer.

Yes, we are. :rolleyes2

A lot closer than the distance from a soccer ball to a Newcastle player when Boumsong passes the ball. Hohohoho

[gokufusionss1]

anyone else notice most of us in here are banned from EOFF.

[Cz]

Does this mean that Doc Sark sold his best player for a tidy sum which has not been spent on anything productive YET and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position but has fit into the team amazingly and astoundingly well as far as I can see and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached (by winning the Premiership and F.A. Cup in the same season), and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper which has been up Arsene Wenger's arse for several months and don't you find it amazing that I actually knew where it was? -of course I make a point of knowing what's up Wenger's arse-*insert rabble here* and actually manages to field a strong side every week (gone gone super Pascal Cygan who scored twice this week and therefore has scored twice as many goals as the entire Liverpool squad put together!) also: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR TEAM'S KIT, DOC SARK?! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU FOOL?! *insert more rabble here*

PS: Maybe his team will do well in Europe next year as well instead of continually exaggerating their own abilities and riding on his over-inflated ego based upon an astonishing fluke that will most likely never be repeated again before the universe implodes and we are all crushed into a zillion tiny pieces...hmmm....YAH!

PPS: Psy is ugly.

It could use a few smilies, but that looks about right to me.

[Psychotic]

Does this mean that Doc Sark sold his best player for a tidy sum which has not been spent on anything productive YET and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position but has fit into the team amazingly and astoundingly well as far as I can see and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached (by winning the Premiership and F.A. Cup in the same season by riding on the talents of others), and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper which has been up Arsene Wenger's arse for several months and don't you find it amazing that I actually knew where it was? -of course I make a point of knowing what's up Wenger's arse-*insert rabble here* and actually manages to field a strong side every week except for when seven players get injured (which they will) and then they'll be screwed. (gone gone super Pascal Cygan who scored twice this week and therefore has scored twice as many goals as the entire Liverpool squad put together lol Djibril Cisse asl???? 6 goals this season!?!?!? lol steve gerrard lol liek 7 or 8 goals me no know!!!!!) also:WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR TEAM'S KIT, DOC SARK?! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU FOOL?! No seriously, Cz and Resh', even you can't defend the travesty that is Doc Sark's new kit.

PS: Maybe his team will do well in Europe next year because they have a great history of doing well in Europe...oh wait, no they don't, woo-hoo! we all love the CL Quarter Finals! Maybe when Doc Sark realises his tactics just don't work in Europe and changes them he'll do well. Maybe he could take a leaf out of Liverpool's book, after all, the last 4 European trophies by English teams were all by Liverpool, and they're the only English side to have won any trophy in Europe for the last 5 years. Also Doc Sark should give thanks to Liverpool winning these trophies, as this boosts up England's ranking and otherwise his team might not automatically qualify for the Champion's League group stages for finishing second.

PPS: Psy is ugly but Cz is sexy, as he is a dead ringer for Martin Keown.

PPPS: :elk: :twak: :fpcow: :fencing:

And we're done.

Anyway, I'm not sure how well in the league I've done today, although two of my players did score so

....unless I sold Del Horno. I can't remember.

[Resha]

Does this mean that Doc Sark sold his best player for a tidy sum which has not been spent on anything productive YET and then signed a scintillating young (cute) talent who plays in a totally different position but has fit into the team amazingly and astoundingly well as far as I can see and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached (by winning the Premiership and F.A. Cup in the same season by riding on the talents of others), and has a squad as thin as a wafer but stronger than a gobstopper which has been up Arsene Wenger's arse for several months and don't you find it amazing that I actually knew where it was? -of course I make a point of knowing what's up Wenger's arse-*insert rabble here* and actually manages to field a strong side every week except for when seven players get injured (which they will) and then they'll be screwed. (gone gone super Pascal Cygan who scored twice this week and therefore has scored twice as many goals as the entire Liverpool squad put together lol Djibril Cisse asl????) also:WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR TEAM'S KIT, DOC SARK?! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU FOOL?! No seriously, Cz and Resh', even you can't defend the travesty that is Doc Sark's new kit.

PS: Maybe his team will do well in Europe next year because they have a great history of doing well in Europe...oh wait, no they don't, woo-hoo! we all love the CL Quarter Finals! Maybe when Doc Sark realises his tactics just don't work in Europe and changes them he'll do well. Maybe he could take a leaf out of Liverpool's book, after all, the last 4 European trophies by English teams were all by Liverpool, and they're the only English side to have won any trophy in Europe for the last 5 years. Also Doc Sark should give thanks to Liverpool winning these trophies, as this boosts up England's ranking and otherwise his team might not automatically qualify for the Champion's League group stages for finishing second.

PPS: Psy is ugly but Cz is sexy, as he is a dead ringer for Martin Keown.

PPPS: :elk: :twak: :fpcow: :fencing:

And we're done.

I can so defend that kit. The cute Belarusian who plays in a completely different position but has fit into the team amazingly and astoundingly well as far as I can see and is undoubtedly going to reach the dizzy heights that Giles Grimandi reached (by winning the Premiership and F.A. Cup in the same season by his own awesome SKILL) looks AWESOME in it. Yeah. Absolutely spiffing.

[DK]

Another win for Man City. I love Andy Cole, he is a shining example for what you can do in your 90's.

[Psychotic]

I was alarmed at Man City losing to Portsmouth, as I had no less than three of their players in my side, but luckily they turned it around. Shame my precious beautiful baby didn't score though.

[DK]

Yeah, I was going to change Joey Barton for Reyna but I didn't, and then Reyna scored. I should go with my instincts more often.

Oh and Nicky Hunt sucks for giving away a penalty >:\

If we change our team around now do we still get the points from the players we remove? I want to get some for tomorrows game o:

[Psychotic]

Nope. We can only change our squad for next week (although there are no games next week).

[DK]

Gay, I have no players from any of the games tomorrow. Oh well, never mind. I hope they're both 0-0 draws. <3