Good lord, I cheerfully supported England (and Scotland of course) throughout the tournament safe in the knowledge that there was no chance in hell they were going to win it. Good on me I thought, way to be British and support my fellow islanders, now the cold sweats are kicking in as I realise I have just cheered on England, ENGLAND, to the Rugby World Cup finals. I hereby resign my kilt, sporran and fine Scotch whisky.

Good luck in the final to my southern neighbours.





I hope South Africa destroy you