Shinji Ikari (He sucks.)

Tōji Suzuhara (Delinquent with a heart of gold.)

Kensuke Aida (Gun nerd and wannabe Eva pilot.)

Kaworu Nagisa (Craves Lilim testes.)

Gendō Ikari (Takes care of business.)

Kōzō Fuyutsuki (Went off to "create a new future" with Gendo. Gaaaay.)

Makoto Hyūga (Totally a virgin.)

Shigeru Aoba (Vaguely a hardass.)

Ryōji Kaji (Regularly seduces women with deep emotional trauma.)

Keel Lorenz (Not the Wandering Jew.)

Pen Pen (The only one who's seen Misato naked as much as Kaji.)