ROFL! :chuckle: I must say that was one of the most hilarious threads I have EVER read!! :laughing: Ooohh, but wait...didn't Emerald fall in love with Ruby??

*A scene is scene with our two lovers, Ruby and Cloud, floating in a luxorious cruise ship in the vast ocean near Junon*

Ruby: Oh Cloud...I have never met a man as conceded and self-centered as I am...<3 <3
Cloud: You suck, too, Ruby... <3 <3
*Emerald, who whilst swimming amongst the waves in the ocean, sees Cloud with his long-lost lover Ruby, who disappeared from his sight once the disappearance of her mother Ultima (who at the time Ruby did not know she was dead) made Ruby go looking for her in the vast deserts. He was shocked, and angry, to see Cloud with his long-lost crush*

Emerald: Ruby...how could you go off with that spiky-headed jack-***! You know I think that your the suckiest monster that ever lived....
Ruby: Oh, Emerald, I forgot you felt that way...screw you, Cloud, I am going off with Emerald!
Cloud: But, how about us?? Don't you think I suck?? Am I not conceded enough for you?
Ruby: Well, he sucks even more than you do, so sorry, but find yourself someone else!

*Ruby and Emerald then blast Cloud into the sunset, and Emerald then invades the ship and joins Ruby on board, and the two lived the most self-centered and suckiest lives that ever lived!*

THE END!

BTW, Vyk, I think that the girl you are referring to (the girl that let you ride the dolphin) was Priscilla. She is also the one who has a huge crush (and says she wants to marry Cloud) later.