A crush on Cloud?

[EmeraldWeaponluvsRuby]

Where's the Emerald/Ruby Weapon love? I usually see Ruby getting to the coast near the Gold Saucer, begging for Emerald, who'll come soon after. Then, Ruby'll use his tentalces and trap him. Emerald will love this so much he'd beg Ruby to make out with him. Ruby, turned on by this, will obviously comply. Much loving will occur. THE END.

[Ultima Shadow]

Where's the Emerald/Ruby Weapon love? I usually see Ruby getting to the coast near the Gold Saucer, begging for Emerald, who'll come soon after. Then, Ruby'll use his tentalces and trap him. Emerald will love this so much he'd beg Ruby to make out with him. Ruby, turned on by this, will obviously comply. Much loving will occur. THE END.

Actually... Emerald Weapon doesn't love Ruby. Emerald is a small child who doesn't know much about love yet. Ruby Weapon is turned on by small animals, like Moogles. That's why she's in the desert close to the Gold Saucer. She wants to play the Moogle game.

Oh, and for the last time... RUBY WEAPON IS A FREAKING SHE! A FEMALE! A WOMAN!!!

And just for the sake of it, I'll post a Ruby x Blastoise picture:

[Rengori]

And just for the sake of it, I'll post a Ruby x Blastoise picture:

I'm against l33t, but this just is asking for an
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11121

[Rye]

Is that really all that they're doing?

[G SpOtZ]

blastoise can hydro hump ruby like a turtle of true passion. emeralds gonna get jealous.

[Rye]

blastoise can hydro hump ruby like a turtle of true passion. emeralds gonna get jealous.

Okay, you win AGAIN. xD

[Ultima Shadow]

Blastoise got some big guns.

[G SpOtZ]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...

[Rengori]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...

I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.

[G SpOtZ]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...

I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.

he would need an Over-water materia.

[Rengori]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...

I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.

he would need an Over-water materia.

Then he would need to get out of the water and morph a moogle into Hot Pants and give it to the man in Kalm who is actually gay for the Over-water materia.

[G SpOtZ]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...

I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.

he would need an Over-water materia.

Then he would need to get out of the water and morph a moogle into Hot Pants and give it to the man in Kalm who is actually gay for the Over-water materia.

i think he would give the hot pants to dio. maybe for a slightly new sexy look.

[Rengori]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...

I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.

he would need an Over-water materia.

Then he would need to get out of the water and morph a moogle into Hot Pants and give it to the man in Kalm who is actually gay for the Over-water materia.

i think he would give the hot pants to dio. maybe for a slightly new sexy look.

Thanks for the mental image... Or maybe Barett would like them more.

[G SpOtZ]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...

I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.

he would need an Over-water materia.

Then he would need to get out of the water and morph a moogle into Hot Pants and give it to the man in Kalm who is actually gay for the Over-water materia.

i think he would give the hot pants to dio. maybe for a slightly new sexy look.

Thanks for the mental image... Or maybe Barett would like them more.

is barret chubby or buff? i'm pretty sure he's just buff and huge... that would make him look like a professional body builder. maybe ruby weapon should grease him up a lil. :joey:

[Rengori]

does that mean charizard and emerald are gonna hook up? that wouldn't work out well...

I bet it work with Venosaur if Emerald wasn't shy of being out of the water.

he would need an Over-water materia.

Then he would need to get out of the water and morph a moogle into Hot Pants and give it to the man in Kalm who is actually gay for the Over-water materia.

i think he would give the hot pants to dio. maybe for a slightly new sexy look.

Thanks for the mental image... Or maybe Barett would like them more.

is barret chubby or buff? i'm pretty sure he's just buff and huge... that would make him look like a professional body builder. maybe ruby weapon should grease him up a lil. :joey:

Blastoise: *gasp* Ruby! I thought you loved me!
Ruby: It's not what it looks like!
Barret: Yes it is!