What is your bestest rumour you have heard regarding FFVII. Some that I have read make me want to die in a pool of my own blood. Others just make me laugh so hard childrens heads explode.

Wooden Chocobo
This rumor is weird. Visit Wutai, steal Lord Godo's underwear and run into the nearest forest. Inside you will find the Wooden Chocobo.

There is some really weird ones out there, do your worst!