I can make the meanist pasta!! YOM!
Boris (no no) once tryed to bake a cake for me and our friends...It had burnt round the edges and gloopy in the middle...It also breathed!! And before she made us spinitch pie which looked like she had scraped the pond scum out of the pond and put it in the pie!! Oh! And she gave me food poisening for a potato cake....never eat ANYTHING boris has cooked

Kagga