lawl is leet.

Sometimes for emphasis I will spell out the letters, but only online. The offline people that irritate me so badly saying 'oh my god, ell oh ell!, jay kay jay kay!' have seen to that. *twitches* I hate that xD

lawl, roffle, lammo, wibberz, bribber, bibbus, bibble

(although with that one flash movie, it's tons of fun to say doubya tee eff, mate!)

wtp is mentally said 'what the pu' much in the way that I would truncate as 'what the fu'

zomg and zomp are 'Z'oh my gosh' and 'Z'oh my pu" because percy is really difficult to say xD