Final Fantasy VII...BANNED!?

[KentaRawr!]

The game involves the main character, Cloud Strife, planting bombs in power plants in a heavily populated city. The protagonist works with the terrorist group "Avalanche" bombing locations throughout the beginning of the game.

The decision was made only hours after the bombing of a chemical plant in Fort Worth, Texas. The FBI is still hot on the trails of the culprit, going by the hacker alias "frootloops". An FBI spokesperson told CNN at the time that investigators have already seized equipment in the culprits house, but frootloops was nowhere to be found. "Upon confiscation of the equipment, we found a large collection of child pornography on the culprits hard drive." said the FBI spokesperson.

President Bush has already indicated he's opposed to Square-Enix role playing games. "Mario doesn't blow up power plants" Bush said on thursday. Mario was unavailible for comment.

Parenting groups are also up in arms against the game. "These 'role playing games' are teaching our children to use magic and summon demons, they're destroying our childrens future and making them worship satan. We can't allow this to continue." Various forms of Magic have been a staple of every game in the Final Fantasy series dating back to Final Fantasy released in 1990 for the Nintendo Entertainment System. "It's almost as bad as Harry Potter!" A parent who wishes to remain anonymous said.

Sen. Hillary Clinton also is highly opposed to the game.

"First Grand Theft Auto, and now this. I'm starting to think we should just ban all video games. Final Fantasy VII is an awful game, and should have never been created in the first place. I mean, look at the size of Tifa's breasts! They're destroying our childrens future. The problem of explicit video games is spiraling out of control." Clinton wrote in a letter to the head of the Federal Trade Commission. Tifa's breasts were unavailible for comment.

Wal-Mart Stores Inc., Target Corp., Best Buy Co. and Circuit City Stores Inc. have pulled the game from their shelves following the recent ban.

http://auritribe.net/cnn/


Sadness creeps through my heart...


Anger rushes through my SOUL!!


It seems like it was banned morely because of the Bombings than the Content in the game.



This just in! I have recently found out that this is fake. o_o

[Rengori]

Tifa's breasts were unavailible for comment.

My god, people are still falling for this?

[Slothy]

This has already been on the forum a week or two ago (not sure if it was this one though, might have been in General FF).

[Kappy]

Jesus Christ, this is as old as... well, Jesus Christ.

[KentaRawr!]

Tifa's breasts were unavailible for comment.

My god, people are still falling for this?

...Falling for what?


...Was I tricked? o_o


Edit: Gah, very sorry about this being old. >_<

[Guitar Woman]

HA. HA. HA. FF7 BEING BANNED IS THE BEST NEWS I'VE EVER HEARD

Also at "Mario was unavaliable for comment"

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Note the url. Auritribe.net. That's not CNN. The page will allow you to link back to the main CNN page, and, lo and behold, you can't get back to that other article. And then look at the content of the article. It's fairly obvious that its a joke.

[KentaRawr!]

Note the url. Auritribe.net. That's not CNN. The page will allow you to link back to the main CNN page, and, lo and behold, you can't get back to that other article. And then look at the content of the article. It's fairly obvious that its a joke.

...Oh.

...


Well, now I am happy. n_n