Once upon a time, there lived a member named Del Murder. Del Murder was a slimey, skinny person who loved oranges very much. One morning Del Murder was travelling on the elephant when they spotted ShlupQuack selling speedboats on a streetcorner. Feeling sorry for ShlupQuack, Del Murder disembarked from the elephant and walked over, hoping to strike up a conversation.

"Previet!" shouted Del Murder, waving his ear in a frantic greeting. ShlupQuack was shocked by Del Murder's sudden arrival, and ran into the local carrot museum to escape. Del Murder went to follow her, but tripped over the museum's centrepiece, a gigantic golden carrot, and injured his belly button.

Meanwhile, ShlupQuack was feeling pretty pleased that he/she had escaped, and celebrated by inviting theundeadhero, Monkey and Marilyn Manson over for yams and tequila. However, it turned out that Monkey was a highly sophisticated robot built by Brazil to assassinate Marilyn Manson. Monkey grabbed a pokeball and dived at Marilyn Manson, but was restrained by theundeadhero, who fought off the evil creature with a giraffe. A fierce battle ensued, the likes of which had never been seen before. Finally, theundeadhero and ShlupQuack joined forces to push Monkey out of the window. Monkey screamed "It was a big sloppy mess!!!", then blubbered and died.

The great evil defeated, ShlupQuack, theundeadhero and Marilyn Manson celebrated by singing Wish You Were Here and playing checkers. It was the start of a beautiful friendship, and eventually theundeadhero and Marilyn Manson ( ) got married in the swamp and lived happily ever after.




Wow...